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Membru din: 01 Mai 2009
Un tip era somer. Vede un anunt in ziar ca Gradina Zoologica din Baneasa cauta un ingrijitor.Se prezinta si directorul ii spune: -Uite domnule cum sta treaba, noua ne-a murit gorila si era un punct de atractie pentru copii. Pana facem rost de alta, avem nevoie de un om sa se imbrace in pielea ei si sa se plimbe prin cusca. Ce zici? Te platesc bine. Tipul accepta si totul e ok. Dupa o saptamana il cheama directorul si-i spune. -Daca te urci pe cusca, te cateri si sari prin copaci iti dublez salariul. Se apuca tipul si incepe sa se agite, sa se catere, sa sara prin copaci si la un moment dat se rupe o craca si cade in cusca leului. O rupe la fuga strigand ca disperatul: ajutor, ajutor!!! Leul dupa el: -Taci dracului si nu mai zbiera asa ca ne concediaza pe amandoi… :))))))
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