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Sculele necesare la pescuit!

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Membru din: 01 Mai 2009
Intr-o dimineata, pentru ca sa faca ceva diferit, sotia ia barca de pescuit a sotului si iese pe lac sa citeasca o carte. Pe cand citea ea mai bine apare o santinela: - Buna ziua doamna, imi puteti spune ce faceti aici? intreaba patrula. - Buna, raspunde ea, citesc o carte. - Va aflati intr-o zona in care pescuitul este interzis, o informeaza barbatul. - Bine domnule, dar eu nu pescuiesc, eu citesc. - Da, dar aveti toate sculele necesare si puteti incepe oricand. Va trebui sa va duc la sectie. - Bine, dar sa stiti ca va voi acuza de hartuire sexuala, spune femeia. - Dar nici nu m-am atins de dumneavoastra, raspunde mirat barbatul - Da, dar aveti toate sculele necesare si puteti incepe oricand.

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