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pheonix

Membru din: 22 Ianuarie 2009
Se duce si iepurasu' la bordel. Patroana era ursoaica. Se duce iepurasul la ea si o intreaba: - Bai, vreau si eu o "femeie" ! - Pai avem o vulpita... - Nu o vreau pe vulpita ca imi e frica de ea.. - Atunci avem o gasca...buna... - Bine, hai fie ! Ii da banii iepurasu, se duce cu gasca dupa un tufis si incepe sa iasa de acolo numai pene. Ursoaica cand vede, fuge repede sa vada ce se intampla si il vede pe iepuras cum ii smulgea penele la gasca. - Pai bine ma, tu ce faci aici ? il intreba ursoaica mirata. - Pai da' ce, la cati bani am dat vreau sa o vad si dezbracata !!!

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