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Membru din: 06 Mai 2009
Bula aflanduse la scoala a fost pus in ultima banca de catre profesoara lui pentru ca urma sa vina o inspectie si ii spuse: PROFESOARA: Daca la inspectie spui o singura prostie te exmatriculez din scoala. bula: bine doamna profesoara! In sfarsit vine si inspectoarea si le pune o intrebare elevilor: -Daca va aflati in padure si va fugareste un urs ce faceti? Singurul care a ridicat mana a fost Bula -Spune Bula tu ce faci? -Fug -Si daca ursu fuge si el? -Fug si mai tare. -Si daca ursu fuge si mai tare? -Fug si mai tare. -Si daca ursu fuge si mai tare? -Ma urc intr-un copac. -Si daca se urca dupa tine? -Urc mai sus. -Si daca urca si el mai sus? -Urc si mai sus. -Si daca urca si el si mai sus. -Ma urc in varf. -Si daca se urca si el in varf? La care Bula spune: DA MAI DUTE IN ......... MEA CA TU TI CU URSUl.
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