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Elena-Angela

Membru din: 08 Mai 2009
lectia nr 3 Un agent ,un angajat la birou si un director de personal ies impreuna de la munca la pranz si cum mergeau ei asa cate un mic restaurant sa ia masa gasesc intr-un morman de gunoi o lampa de ulei veche .O freaca si un duh iese la lumina .--De obicei eu indeplinesc trei dorinte , dar vad ca suteti trei , am sa va indeplinesc fiecaruia cate una .Angajatul de la birou intra primul ;-Eu , eu ! Vreau o plaja alba din Bahamas , intr-o vacanta care sa nu se mai termine niciodata .Nici nu termina bine de spus si angajatul dispare .Agentul iese si el in fata ;Eu vreau sa savuresc o vacanta pe o plaja din din Tahiti impreuna cu femeia visurilor mele SIi agentul dispare .-E randul tau , spuse duhul uitandu-se la directorul de personal -Vreau ca astea doi sa fie inapoi la birou pana se termina ora de masa.MORALA ;Lasati intodeuna superiorul ( ierahic ) sa-si exprime primul dorintele.

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