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Membru din: 01 Mai 2009
La ora de psihologie, profesorul prezinta elevilor cele trei stari ale psihicului uman: starea de calm, de iritare si de enervare. Scoate un celular, formeaza un numar de telefon si spune: - Alo, buna seara, as dori cu Gica, spuse profesorul. - Gica nu locuieste aici! spune persoana (cu calm). - Aceasta a fost starea de calm, spuse profesorul. Formeaza acelasi numar de telefon si spune: - Alo, buna seara, Gica este acasa? - Domnule, v-am mai spus, Gica nu locuieste aici, spuse aceeasi persoana (cu iritare). Profesorul spune: - Aceasta a fost starea de iritare. Formeaza pentru a treia oara acelasi numar de telefon si spuse: - Alo, buna seara, Gica este acasa? Persoana, de-a dreptul enervata, ii spune: - Domnule, fir-ai tu sa fii… nu este nici un Gica aici! Acestea au fost cele trei stari. Bula, un elev inteligent, vine din spate si zice: - Mai exista o stare in psihicul uman, o stare de disperare. Ia telefonul, formeaza acelasi numar si spune: - Alo, sunt Gica, m-a cautat cineva?…

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