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lilica

Membru din: 23 Aprilie 2009
O frantuzoaica, o araboaica, si o africanca au plecat cu avionul spre Romania.In timpul zborului pilotul anunta ca motorul are probleme si nu poate controla avionul, sa nu-si piarda calmul sa-si puna centurele de siguranta.Frantuzoaica isi scoate trusa de farduri se aranjeaza, calma , la care celelalte o intreaba "draga avionul se poate prabusi si tu te aranjezi? La care ea raspunde, '"am auzit ca atunci cand se cauta supravietutitori se salveaza femeiele frumoase, aranjate.Dupa un timp araboaica isi scoate bijuteriile isi pune inelele, bratarile, celelalte:"ce faci draga ai inebunit ,draga la mine cand se cauta supravietutitorii se salveaza femeile bogate, atunci africanca isi da jos chilotul si se aseaza cu spatele intr-un hublou, la care cele doua intreaba, ce faci draga" Eu stiu ca atunci cand un avion se prabuseste se cauta mai intai cutia neagra.

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