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pheonix

Membru din: 22 Ianuarie 2009
Fata în casă îi zice stăpînei: - Înainte de a pleca, vreau să vă spun ca domnul a zis că sînt mai draguţă decît dv. - Nesimţito! - Şi fac şi dragoste mai bine decît dv. - Asta tot domnul ţi-a spus-o? - Nu, şoferul. Ion, in plin camp, cosea... La un moment dat vine in fuga Gheorghe si, de la marginea tarlalei, ii striga: - Ioane, hai acasa ca o murit soacra-ta! Ion, nimic!... Cosea in continuare... Fsss, fsss... - Hai acasa, ma' surdule, ca o mutit soacra-ta! La care, Ion zice: - Ba', mai intai munca si abia dup-aia placerile!..
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