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Membru din: 01 Mai 2009
Intr-un documentar despre Romania, regizorul a trimis un reporter sa ia un interviu unui taran roman pentru a reliefa astfel cat se poate de bine viata acestuia. Reoporterul: Bade Gheorghe facem un documetar despre Romania si am vrea sa stim care este activitarea ta intr-o zi normala. Badea Gheorghe: Pai ma tata care sa fie? Ma trezesc dimineata si beau o tuica. Dupa acesta mananc. Dupa care ma ocup de treburile de prin gospodarie. Dupa acestea mai beu o tuica. Apoi vine masa de pranz. Dupa masa mai beau o tuica. Reporterul: Bade Gheorghe, facem un documentar despre Romania care va fi difuzat si in afara Romaniei, asa ca hai sa nu parem un neam de betivani. Foloseste si mata "citesc ceva" in loc de "beau o tuica". Badea Gheorghe: Bine taica. Poi atunci. Ma trezesc dimineata si cetesc ziarul. E bine asa? Reporterul: e bine bade, continua. Badea Gheorghe: Dupa acesta mananc. Dupa care ma ocum de treburile de prin gospodarie. Dupa acestea mai cetesc o revista. Apoi vine masa de pranz. Dupa masa cetesc o carte. Dupa carte din nou trebuiri prin gospodarie, pe la camp... Seara ma intalnesc cu Nea Ion si Nea Vasile si mergem impreuna la biblioteca unde citim mai multe carti. Dupa ce se inchide biblioteca merge toti trei la nea Ion acasa, ca el are tipografie, si citim pana noaptea tarziu.

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