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lilica

Membru din: 23 Aprilie 2009

Melcu merge cat poate de repede , cand se intalneste cu ursul.''Unde pleci mai asa repede;melcu;- e jale vine DNA, te ia la intrebari de unde bani de unde casa si eu casa, nevasta mea casa, fii-mea casa, fiu-meu casa.Cand a auzit ursul a luat-o la fuga  si el se intalneste cu strutul' unde alergi asa repede?''strutule vine DNA-ul , te cauta peste tot la avere, eu blana nevasta blana , copii blana, neamurile blana.Alerga si strutul se intalneste cu maimuta.Unde allergia asa strutule?Vine DNA-ul  face controale.Si?Eu traiesc pe picior mare copii pe picior mare familia pe picior mare.O lua la fuga si maimuta, se opreste deodata si se intreaba''Dar eu de ce fug?Eu in curu gol, nevasta in curu gol, copii la fel


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