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Adelina

Membru din: 24 Aprilie 2009

Un om avea un papagal care injura ingrozitor.
Intr-o zi, exasperat, omul il inchide in sifonier, sperand ca astfel il va face sa se potoleasca. Nimic, numai porcarii se auzeau prin usa! Vazand ca nu are nici un rezultat, omul il inchide in camara. Si mai rau! Din ce in ce mai suparat, il inchide in congelator. Dupa un minut… tacere!!! Doua minute… nici o injuratura, nimic! Surprins, omul deschide usa congeletorului. Papagalul il priveste supus si spune:  
- Va rog sa acceptati scuzele mele pentru neplacerile provocate, va asigur insa ca nu se vor mai repeta!
Omul… sa cada pe spate, nu-i venea sa creada…Tot papagalul:
- Apropo… doar asa, de curiozitate: gaina asta despuiata si decapitata… cu ce a gresit???

Ca sa verifice pe nevasta-sa cat de mult tine la el, intr-o buna zi Vasile se preface ca a murit. Nevasta-sa:

Cu ce sa-l imbrac? Sa-i pun costumul asta nou?…lasa ca-i bun si treningul!

Cu ce sa-l incalt? Sa-i pun pantofii astia noi?…lasa ca-s buni si tenisii!

Il pune in sicriu si incepe sa jeleasca:

-Unde te tuci Vasileeeeeeee? Unde te duci Vasileeeeeeeee??!!!

Din sicriu, Vasile:

-La stadion, ca asa m-ai imbracat!!!!!!!Emote20

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