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MARIA SI ION..........

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Lavy79

Membru din: 06 Mai 2009
Ion vazand ca Maria nu-i mai raspunde la avansuri isi propune intr-o zi sa rezolve problema. Se duce Ion la Maria si ii zice: - Fa, Marie ... cand ai sa ma vezi fugind prin curte cu 2 caldari de apa in mana d-apoi sa stii ca mie mi-i a f*** si sa te gasesc in pat, auzi?! La care Maria este de acord. Prima zi ... Ion fugind prin curte cu doua caldari de apa in mana... Maria fuge in pat si il asteapta ... Ion vine ... si rezolva problema ... a doua zi la fel ... a treia zi la fel ... Dupa cateva zile insa, pe la miezul noptii, se scoala Maria din pat si-l vede pe Ion fugind prin curte cu doua galeti de apa in mana ... Fata cuminte ce este, se duce repede in pat si il asteapta ... Dupa vreo jumatate de ora ... apare si Ion transpirat tot si-i spune Mariei: - Faaa! noua ne-a luat foc grajdu si tie ti-arde de f**** ?!
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