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Rezolvarea crizei !!!

Rating: 4.4/10 (61 votes cast)

02 Mai 2009

                E august, un mic oras pe malul marii ..., in plin sezon, ploua
            torential de citeva zile, orasul arata de parca ar fi parasit.

            Toti au datorii si traiesc din credite.

            Din fericire vine un rus bogat la un mic hotel cochet. Vrea o camera.

            Pune o bancnota de 100$ pe masa receptionerului si se duce sa vada camerele.

            Seful hotelului ia repede bancnota si se duce repede sa plateasca
            datoriile la macelar.

            Acesta ia bancnota si se duce repede sa-si plateasca datoria la
            crescatorul de porci.

            Acesta la rândul lui se grabeste sa-si plateasca datoriile la cel ce-i
            livreaza furaje pt. porci.

            Cel cu furajele insfa
Bogdan Mat:             insfaca bancnota si alearga la prostituata pe care nu
            o mai platise demult. In timpurile astea de criza pina si ea ofera servicii pe datorie!

            Prostituata ia bancnota in mina si se grabeste spre hotel, unde fusese
            cu clientii ultimele dati si unde ramasese datoare.

            In acest moment coboara rusul, dupa ce a inspectat camerele, spune ca
            nici o camera nu-i place, isi ia bancnota si paraseste orasul.

            Nimeni nu a cistigat ceva, insa intregul oras traieste acum fara
            datorii si priveste optimist in viitor!


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