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Felicitari de Halloween

23 Octombrie 2009

Felicitari de Halloween Felicitari de Halloween , pentru voi utilizatorii fideli ai site ului Ganduri-online.ro


Rating: 4.9/10 (76 votes cast)

Sa nu te pui, niciodata , cu o femeie care citeste!

29 Mai 2009

Sa nu te pui, niciodata , cu o femeie care citeste! O pereche, sot si sotie, au decis sa-si faca vacanta pe marginea unui lac, caci sotului ii placea sa pescuiasca. Dupa cateva zile petrecute acolo, intr-o dimineata, sotul se intoarse obosit si se hotara sa ia o pauza. Sotia se gandi sa profite si sa faca o plimbare pe lac, desi nu era prea familiarizata cu locul...


Rating: 4.1/10 (74 votes cast)

Pentru muschii faciali...

20 Mai 2009

Pentru muschii faciali... Un om intra in dormitor, cu o capra in brate. Sotia era intinsa in pat, citind o carte. Omul spune: - Uite draga asta este vaca cu care fac sex cand tu ai migrene. Sotia raspunde:


Rating: 4.6/10 (66 votes cast)

De tot rasul

20 Mai 2009

De tot rasul Aceasta este o converstatie adeverata care s-a petrecut la linia de ajutor a Word Perfect. Operatorul a fost concediat dupa aceasta discutie insa nimeni nu-l poate invinui. Operator: "Ridge Hall, asistenta cu clientul; cu ce va pot ajuta?" Client: "Da, pai, am probleme cu WordPerfect." Operator: "Ce fel de probleme?" Client: "Pai, in timp ce scriam, dintr-o data mi-au fugit cuvintele"...


Rating: 4.1/10 (64 votes cast)

Bancuri pentru toata lumea

20 Mai 2009

Bancuri pentru toata lumea Un canibal ajunge langa plaja de la Mamaia. Vazand pe plaja atatea femei aproape goale, nu se poate stapani si intreaba un trecator: - Ce fac toate femeile astea aici?...


Rating: 4.3/10 (63 votes cast)

A4 si X5

02 Mai 2009

A4 si X5 Cica fetele din ziua de azi invata la scoala doar doua litere si doua cifre: A4 si X5; incepand cu facultatea invata inca doua cifre si o litera: Q7 si X6. Din cauza crizei financiare, incepand cu anul universitar 2009-2010 se va schimba programa la facultati si se vor invata patru litere: R, A, T si B!


Rating: 5.0/10 (61 votes cast)

poezii "ingineresti"

02 Mai 2009

poezii Poezie (si inginerii pot scrie versuri) Intr-o balta neagra, Patru ochi luceste. Ce sa fie oare? Cred ca e doi peste.


Rating: 4.5/10 (53 votes cast)


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